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BRIAN J. RUSSON, MS, PT, ATC

Founder & Owner

Brian J. Russon is not your run-of-the mill nerd. He's a king among his people, with other nerds laying down early editions of x-men and spiderman at his feet to trod on so as to not sully his nigh-holy feet with the pagan Arakis-esque dust of this all too real world.

 
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KRISTEN CURTIS, MPT

Kristen is a 5th level Sorceress and Thumbwrestling Champion of North America.

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CHERYL JEFFREY, PTA

Cheryl has been hailed as the world's most reknowned leader in fisticuff. An avid pog collector and alligator wrestler.

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BOBBY GREEN, PTA

Watch out for Bobby - he will literally steal your soul and devour it. Just sayin.